Hi everyone...My name is Mr.Sphinktur, and I'm an Alchohollic.

HAHA...just joking boys and girls...My name isn't Mr.Sphinktur...but I am an alchoholic. My name is Jason...I live in New Brunswick, Canada. I have two brothers going to post secondary in moncton... I'm in my senior year of high school...having the time of my life...really getting cocky to be honest. To all girls in the crowd, im sorry if i hit on you so much that you want me be be yo baby daddy, but it gets me through the day.
After graduation im heading straight to P.E.I. to attend Holand College...the best Culinary Arts program in Canada...we have a Cordon Bleu in Ottawa...but its overrated. (Not meant to be offensive...just a personal choice) Cooking is good...guitar is good...cars are really good...and when you put all those together...you get me...and where theres me...theres thousands of beautiul young women screaming my name. Yeah...i did mention i was cocky...but i am overplaying it a little.
-btw...not really an alchoholic...
-Fun fact...been playing the game for over 38 months...been in IG for 32 of those months. 25 of those months i was actually active.
-Glad to be back

realy glad to have u back jason

Appreciate that Terry, but we all know you only said that so Kathy wouldn't pull out the Whips 'n' Chains.

welcome home Jason. You know I love you best.